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meanplastic:

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

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earthdad:

shirt off

legs spread

meat out

not a care in the world bro

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thebootydiaries:

slcye:

what if eyebrows were under ur eyes

nO

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worldsworstfather:

just undiagnosed myself with stupid. i know everything now.

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wyld-baer:

sixpenceee:

Rainscaping by u/SadPandasNeedHugs

I just got an idea for a pond design

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purplebuddhaproject:

“How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to feel time: write. How to release time: breathe.”

Matt Haig

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tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

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