jade-sutures:

should-be-sleeping:

amishsicario:

tiffanarchylives:

tikkety-tok:

He’s our king

white boy summer getting an early start i see

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

what the FUCK

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drtanner:

warplanerubdown:

serfuzzypushover:

Trying

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

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teathattast:

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everythingeverywhereallatonce:

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catgirlforeskin:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Egypt’s first female ship captain Marwa Elselehdar has been falsely accused as being the captain of the Ever Given by some foreign media, in a story that went viral and garnered a lot of hate towards her.

The only problem? She was 370km away at the time, acting as the first mate of another ship (Aida IV) and had nothing to do with the situation in the Suez Canal.

I think we should all help spread this, since some people are still sharing the malicious slanderous fake posts about her!

I think they should let her block a canal as an apology

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mysticmoondustt:

princessmo:

kids don’t fall down wells like they used to

MDHSJSHSNXG

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generalgrievousdatingsim:

“i grew out of my dinosaur phase” shut up. your dinosaur phase isn’t something you “grow out” of. real adults know that dinosaurs are cool as fuck.

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homeworkforpigeons:

corporationkills:

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

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filipinoprincefili:

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